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REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure


TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


SPORT MATCH - WITH MIDDLE EAST RULES


TAGS: sport match
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
(and soccery)
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:42 pm
I don't know... but it's epic!
Derek - June 29, 2010, 10:38 pm
The same as 46177? How?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:09 pm
Already been done #46177


FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.




FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE -




ANIMAL CRUELTY - Stop being a wuss and give Rusty a light




CHESS MATE -




I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.




DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get


TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

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Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am
sorry, but the ph**oshopping on this is terrible...


GEICO -




THE MISSIONS NEVER GO WELL - after Enchilada Surprise Night at the mess hall


TAGS: don t light a match
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheTrashHeap - June 12, 2010, 12:11 am
Inside Jokes are part of Motifake. Contribute for a while and you may understand!
MadTarnsman - June 11, 2010, 11:32 pm
Oh, hell, I didn't mean this one in particular, it's just on the page I come to with my bookmark. I CAN comment on ALL I see that are elbow pokes, nudges, winks, nods.....
Airman - June 11, 2010, 6:25 pm
ummmm, how is this an inside joke? It's about mess hall food
MadTarnsman - June 11, 2010, 5:03 pm
Here's an immediate, just off the cuff, shoot from the hip bit of advise: If it's about this site...or about a contributor to this site....an inside joke? Then, it's not funny!


HE WAS A GOOD MATCH! - You shall be reincarnated as a Cigarette.


TAGS: cigarette match
Rating: 2.63/5

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Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:34 am
Sorry, but only 3/5... I still think mine (#49533) was more in keeping with the funerary feel of the picture.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Good one Matrix87...but I thinking he was hoping to be a lighter in his next life...5 Poodles


TOO SOON..? -


TAGS: maggie walking dead dating match
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 21, 2016, 7:13 am
In a post apocalyptic world it can't be soon enough.
concern3 - November 21, 2016, 6:05 am
Love it, UP yours


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


HEALTHY BUT DANG -




DEMISE OF A FIRE LOVER -


TAGS: playing with matches
Rating: 4.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 3:55 pm
You forgot 'Agony' 5L


Burning passion -


TAGS: love heart matches fire ash
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:53 pm
An innocent 5L teehee.


Paperman -




Laundromat Sock-Hop -


TAGS: pair of unmatched socks
Rating: 4.78/5

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ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:48 am
LG ~ there's an "ap" for that!
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 6:03 pm

A pair of my socks, just this week, forgot this rule. One of them has wandered off~~probably under the bed or in someone else's sock drawer, consorting with who know what kind of rabble (probably a sweat sock).


Perfect Matches: Now Available In Different Galaxies -




MATCH DOT COM - Wow, she is really hot !


TAGS: match dot come really h**
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 5:15 am
Ba Dum Tss. . . :D


WEBSENSE SOLUTION -


TAGS: putting sense back to the web since matches were invented
Rating: 4.1/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 2:38 pm
Im using ie and i got noting whats supposed to happen
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
LOL. This image was sent to me by email. i believe it belongs to the visual illusion category.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:38 am
I got nothing with this poster, but after searching the interwebs, I made some astonishing finds!
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:35 am
disregard last comment
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:34 am
Is it just supposed to highlight it in blue?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:33 am
WHOA!!!!! Awesome! I never knew!
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:32 am
I got nothing.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:30 am
I'll give it a sh** and report back....Wish me luck.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Theoretically, you should be able to see the ctrl a images. I know there's a ton out there, if you google them.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:21 am
Oh, well sounds like a lot of work. I've never had anything but IE on my comps. My mom uses Firefox, I don't like it. I know, I'm not "hip", well, when it's hard to be hip when that is exactly what hurts all the time! My hip!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
Also, it's a Mac, and I don't think it works on Macs even using IE.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
I dunno... I could make a grid to cover the outer image, but I'm too lazy. And I only have Firefox and Safari on my computer.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:17 am
Oh, I get it. Is it worth it?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:15 am
There's an image layered on this one... It takes some adjustments, but you can make it visible.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:14 am
It just looks super pixilated...
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:11 am
It doesn't work on safari. I was just giving Rodeo a hard time. You've never seen ctrl a images?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:09 am
I have NO idea what you are all talking about!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:07 am
It even works on Safari...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 11:02 am
Try Firefox.....If you don't get it then.......you'll never get it.
RodeoWearden - March 31, 2010, 10:58 am
Attempted on IE8, Opera, and Chrome. No luck.


KING OF THE HILL -




WOW -


TAGS: another successful eharmony match
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 6:37 pm
HIlarious! This should be in the HOF! 5L


WESTERN EULOGY -


TAGS: love the neckerchief it matches your boots
Rating: 3.17/5

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Ani - September 2, 2009, 4:25 pm
Glasses
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 4:28 pm
Mighty fine poster there, pardner.


FIND LOVE GUARANTEED -


TAGS: match
Rating: 2.91/5

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LogicDude - June 11, 2009, 9:09 am
Keeps the smell from the decomp down too. Why, when Aggy and I bury bodies they're never found! Wait...did I say too much again Ag? My bad!
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:30 am
Quicklime, actually. Lime will help the body keep longer.
BYG - June 11, 2009, 12:12 am
Its a bag if lye....not lime.


P-Harmony -


TAGS: dating love romance matchmaking internet
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - February 27, 2017, 10:14 am
Good one.
concern3 - February 24, 2017, 5:39 am
Nice. UP yours
Silverheart - February 23, 2017, 11:41 pm

Zira and Bright-Eyes, sitting in a tree...


Subtly Obvious -




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